If you are looking for some funny wedding quotes, then here are some good original funny quotes that you can use. Feel free to them change them into any form you'd like. Add words, replace words, add names. They are yours to keep:

“Some people shop for clothing more carefully than they do a husband. But the guidelines are pretty much the same. Try to find something that you will be comfortable with, and that will give you room to grow”.

“No one knows the secret of a happy marriage, and you can never keep an unhappy marriage a secret! So the obvious route to a good marriage is to tell each other everything!”.

“People spend most of their lives searching for the right person to marry, then once they find them they spend the rest of their lives

searching for things like the car keys and the remote control!”.

“ Love lasts forever, too bad the honeymoon won't!”